Hi, Leon here. I'm taking over the blog today, from my servant, to tell you about MY new bed. My servant went out and bought me a brand new bed to replace the old one, that wouldn't get warm any more. It was beuuuuutiful! It looked like she did a good job.
But, before I could even get myself into it, that darn female, Gina, was in there. Just because my servant calls her "Gina Bobina, the Queena the House," doesn't mean that she can take MY things.
I'm a smart guy, though, and I thought I'd just sweet talk her out of the bed.
It worked, and I was in there in nothing flat!
But, I'm too big. It tips, and my handsome self isn't comfortable in it. Oh well, I didn't want it anyways. Phooey to the whole thing!
You know, it just goes to prove that if you want something done right, you don't send a servant to do the job.